الله أكبر turned 3 today!

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lucifers-ballsack:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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deodrant:

its bedtime somewhere 

pizzattack:

the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs

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maikalehua:

I’ve been winging it my whole life

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apocketsizedperson:

cumfordaddy:

smoshrox87:

If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong

For my little girl, because she wants two corgies.

I’m having a cuteness overload.

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.

Hobbes: How so?

Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

death-by-lulz:

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

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